I couldn’t help but borrow this from Mark Batterson’s blog…
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
12. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY (LOL) SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED TO STOP AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! WE CRY ENOUGH IN THIS LIFE, SO EVERY CHANCE I GET TO I AM GOING TO LAUGH AND ENJOY THE JOURNEY! BRO JOEY
weeping endures for a night….but joy comes in the morning!
Try this one:
At your next meeting, end every other sentence with, “In accordance with prophecy.”
yea and thou wouldests sayestssssss……